Scrumdiddlyumptious!

“ There you are!” cried Mr. Wonka. “Square candies that look round!”
“They don’t look round to me,” said Mike Teavee.
“They look square,” said Veruca Salt. “They look completely square.”
“But they are square,” said Mr. Wonka. “I never said they weren’t.”
“You said they were round!” said Veruca Salt.
“I never said anything of the sort,” said Mr. Wonka. “I said they looked round.”
“But they don’t look round!” said Veruca Salt. “They look square! ”