August 2011
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Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a...
– The Twits by Roald Dahl (via effyeahyoungadultlit)
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Matilda said, ‘Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be...
– Roald Dahl (Matilda)
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When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become...
– Roald Dahl (via rectumofglory)
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There is nothing wrong with a few quick sharp tickles on the rump. They probably...
– Roald Dahl (via shagtap)
July 2011
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One second, Dad. I have the adoption papers. I’ve had them since I was big...
– Matilda (via shecamefromaworldthatissofarout)
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Nobody gets a nervous breakdown or a heart attack from selling kerosene to...
– Roald Dahl (via tagasoki)
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smokingcrabs:
“Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.” — Roald Dahl
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She was feeling curiously elated. She felt as though she had touched something...
– Roald Dahl, Matilda (via fiercegrace)
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If the good lord had intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented roller...
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June 2011
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Six 'Fantastic Mr. Fox' Gifs!
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May 2011
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Every child should read Roald Dahl. He’s like The Beatles of children’s books.
– Andy Stanton (via bookshelvesofdoom)
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It was pleasant to take a hot drink up to her room and have it beside her as she...
– Roald Dahl - Matilda (via eillinora)
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There you are!” cried Mr. Wonka. “Square candies that look round!”
“They don’t...
– Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (via salutationtothestars)
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And as bad as things were before, that’s how good they became.
– Matilda (via missflower)
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I loved it when my father got himself worked up like this. Listening to him...
– Roald Dahl, My Uncle Oswald. (via fernandofrench)
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