(via kebe)

devoureth:

“You may remove your shoes! You may remove your wigs!”

This movie traumatized my childhood. Looking at these pictures as an adult still instills me with fear. HOW CAN THIS BE A CHILDREN’S MOVIE?!

beeancaa:

James: We’ll always be together, right?

Centipede: Kid, you’re stuck with us, for life.

thatswhatimeant:

Rik Mayall reading George’s Marvellous Medicine on Jackanory.

(Source: katratdog)

(Source: latenighttrain)

“ Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever. ”
— The Twits by Roald Dahl (via effyeahyoungadultlit)
“ Matilda said, ‘Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable…’ ”
— Roald Dahl (Matilda)

(Source: uncle-iroh)